What if Christian Grey had a sense of humor?
MEMO: from Brian Gage to Madeline Jones
During our upcoming staff retreat, I would like to expand your position from “Communications Assistant” to “Naked and Underneath Me”. Please make a note of the following SMART goals:
Specific: To fall in bed, but not in love
Measurable: About nine inches
Achievable: I didn’t become a billionaire by being indecisive.
Realistic: I will make all your fantasies come true. Bring extra underwear.
Time-bound: ETA–between the trust exercises and the ropes course.
Just a reminder, attendance is mandatory. No excuses.