Escaping to Scotland with a friend seemed like a great way to avoid the guilt. Who knew I’d end up beneath the hottest soccer player on the planet. Well, staying in the room under his anyway. And temporarily working together at his family’s pub—where he’s recuperating from an injury. A relationship is not on the menu, despite his talents in the kitchen—and other areas of the house. All it takes is an unfortunate tweezer encounter—again, please don’t ask—for things to heat up.