NEEDED: Three make-believe boyfriends! Must be tall, dreamy — and ready to teach me how to kiss. I’m a 29-year-old virgin. No boyfriends. ZERO second dates. I’m virtually UNDATEABLE. And with the big 3-0 approaching, I can’t keep pretending all is well. After shedding tears before my brother’s best friends, they devise a brilliant plan to fix my problem. Their game plan? Pretend dates, kissing lessons, and even sexting tutorials! But as things heat up, it feels like we may be passing the point of no return… They’ve prepared me to win a man’s heart, and now it’s time to put their advice to the test. Three times over!