I was nobody, a lone American backpacking her way through Europe, until my steamy night with the Prince of England accidentally went viral.
Uhhhh. YOLO, I guess?
Now the queen wants my head on a platter, his bodyguard keeps shooting me icy glares that would make a penguin shiver, and the prince…well. He thinks this is all “bloody hysterical.”
My instinct to flee is increasing, but when these two British hunks get their hands on me and their tongues everywhere…
It’s enough to make this kitten purr.